Did you know that fortune cookies are unique to the Western world? They were invented by Chinese immigrants in California. The cookie is actually a Japanese-style cookie. And yes, everything else you know or thought you knew is a lie.
So these are my three fortunes:
- A new relationship is about to blossom. You will be blessed.
- A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon.
- Do not dwell on differences with a loved one. Try to compromise.
Of course, you can do the old "in bed" trick, in which case my trio of fortunes would seem to indicate a pending surprise threesome. Or you can do it xkcd-style and add "except in bed", which is just depressing for the first fortune, doesn't quit work for the second, and turns the third into a time-tested relationship maxim.
Also, I have 18 winning Lotto numbers, if anyone is interested.