This is why I love/hate the internets. When I first espied this, these were the only answers. They were then immediately followed by five posts (my own included) that actually answered the question.
Don't worry about it comrade, we will soon join you in lacking
Internet access as well. Forget america, its no longer worth
considering. How can someone move to China is my question. At least
the relatively honest there, and I'd be 1 foot taller than everyone