Sunday, May 10, 2009

Talk to Your Children About Proper Sentence Construction

... or someone else will.

Eliza Dushku is on Twitter. I'm a fan of her work and I am led to believe that she's very nice (Abby met her and talked to her for twenty minutes about three years ago). But god help her, her English is so damned poor. Peruse for yourself, but here are some of my favorite gems:

  • WoW- THANK YOU guys..ALL of you for the love! We were very proud of TimDawg/Omega ep. I feel you, so touched, all the way over here- god bless ;* xx
  • Ah, the breeze from the Nile, almost @Lake Victoria where she (da river) begins... the big mouth.. like me!
  • Absolutely SMASHED a pretty fancy burger w/ my girlfriend Cal.. Rue 157. Good lord
  • Aw~ stepdad Jim just E'd my USA Today Momma's Day piece, check it out 2 c what she's gettin Sunday..! ;)
Now, she is new to Twitter, so it's possible that she doesn't fully comprehend you know... what words mean. Either way, it's a valuable lesson. Please, please don't let this happen to you.


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