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🐉 Oh No, They Say He's Got to Go... Hey, everybody. I already mentioned that I'm going to be at Archon this weekend. Well, this will also be the launch of a book that I co-authored with my very good friend Kathy Bailey. It's got science, feminism, laughs, and at least one vehicular explosion, and it can be pre-ordered on Amazon . ]{p

👑 "Once I Was the King of Spain..." Hey everybody, I'm going to be at Archon this weekend. Here's my schedule: Opening Sentences and What They Tell the Reader Friday 19:00, Marquette A Panelists read first sentences from a variety of published books and stories, and discuss the variety of approaches they represent, such as "the hook" vs. world-building vs. setting the mood, etc. What makes us want to read on? Dammit Jim! I'm a Fan, Not a Nuclear Scientist! (moderator) Saturday 12:00, Marquette B Horror stories of completely unqualified convention panelists. The Ultimate MCU Movie and TV Show Ranking Extravaganza! Saturday 13:00, Salon 6 Argue and defend your choices of the best, worst, and middling selections of the movies and shows that make up the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Concert: Uncle Fluffy's Post-Apocalyptic Sing-Along Saturday 17:00, Mississippian Teaching children survival skills after the apocalypse. Holy Rotten Eggs, Batman!: A Retrospec

🎸 It's Got a Backbeat, You Can't Lose It... The Crime: Modern rock radio The Guilty Party: It's complicated... Overview: Attention-grabby production techniques coupled with a de facto payola system, monopolistic business practices, and the stagnation that comes with age all contribute to rock terrestrial radio stations sucking. Why I Hate It... Before I go into this tirade about kids these days and their rock music, let me just say that I'm not actually complaining about kids these days and their rock music. The scope of my ire here is pretty narrow and has less to do with youth culture than it does with hyper-conservative (small-c conservative, I should say) business practices. So, yes I'm a grumpy old man, but give me a couple paragraphs to make my case before you write me off as a grumpy old man. Which I am. When it comes to commercial art, form follows medium. Just to give an example, there's a reason hour-long television shows used to have a 4-act structur

🐬No, I Don't Want Your Number... The Crime:  The Chumscrubber The Guilty Party: Arie Posen Overview: A mid-budget "indie" film gets lost in its own muddled storytelling Why I Hate It... The 90s indie boom changed the film landscape, launching the careers of auteurs like Steven Soderbergh, Kevin Smith, Spike Lee, David O. Russell, the Cohen brothers, Spike Jonez, Robert Rodriguez, Sofia Coppola, Wes Anderson, and more. After Pulp Fiction  (which was financed by Disney, but still was huge force behind the movement), we had a slew of films with non-linear stories. The Blair Witch Project  basically invented "found footage" as a genre and spawned multiple imitators. As the trend continued, major studios started to spin off their own "indie" subsidiaries like Focus Features and Fox Searchlight. A lot of this was clout chasing. Harvey Weinstein was notoriously thirsty for Oscars (not, admittedly, his most grievous sin during this period, but that's neit

🐺 I'm on the Hunt I'm After You... The Crime:  Black Leopard, Red Wolf The Guilty Party: Marlon James Overview: There is not a content warning big enough... Why I Hate It... When this book started hitting the hype circuit, the pitch was " Game of Thrones  in Africa" and I was so  excited for it. I don't know if I can overstate how much I loved the first three Song of Ice and Fire  books, and taking literary epic fantasy and transplanting it into a world that isn't just another boring analog of Medieval England ( or a world populated by dinosaurs for that matter ) is catnip for me. And I'm not terribly well-versed in African folklore, so I was eager to read a large-scale fantasy rooted in that tradition. Well, unsurprisingly, the book did not live up to the hype for me, meaning I am now 0-for-2 in books that use Game of Thrones  as a comp title in their pre-launch marketing. I'll start by saying that, if nothing else, the prose is elegant. The texture

⚔️ All We Have To Do Now Is Take These Lies And Make Them True... The Crime:  Braveheart The Guilty Party: Mel Gibson Overview: An epic adventure bastardizes one of the most significant figures from Scottish history. Why I Hate It... This used to be my favorite movie. And no wonder, because Mel Gibson's biopic of William Wallace is  extremely  well made. I'm going to get very critical further down, but let's take a moment to acknowledge that from a perspective of pure film-craft, Braveheart  shines. In the audio commentary on the DVD, Gibson talks about some of the technical aspects of shooting the film, like using atmosphere as foreshadowing and shooting at different film speeds, and that stuff's actually pretty interesting. They did a boot camp for the stunt extras about how to sell a hit safely where they would watch demonstrations with one eye covered up because the camera doesn't have depth perception. Really fascinating stuff. He also defends the historicity o