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New Fiction: Ms. Figgle-DeBitt's Home For Wayward A.I.'s

This amusing piece showed up a few weeks ago in Escape Pod. I'd recommend listening to it rather than reading it because the narrator is amazing. I'm very proud of how this story turned out, considering I started writing it with nothing but a zany idea for a title and a dumb joke about bananas. Bananas feature prominently in the story--rather, a recipe for a banana cake features prominently. Prominently enough that I baked one to celebrate.


The recipe for this beauty can be found at Averie Cooks. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. The story that is. Or the cake. Both really.

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